Um . . .

Just some weird stuff overheard on the radio, seen on the 'Net, and received in my e-mail's in-box . . .

The good people at CNN.com might have second thoughts about this headline: High court takes 'Bong Hits for Jesus' case.
Oh, if only those quotation marks were missing . . .

Yesterday morning, as the snow was falling thick and fast here, the announcer for the local NPR affiliate twice read the windspeed as "21 mph, gusting to 18."

Note the date on this little e-mail I received "a few days ago":
Jeannette Lane Order Shipped Fri Nov 21, 2031 2k
Let's see: In 2031, I will be 69 years old. This whatever-it-is that's coming to me from the future had better be worth staying alive to sign the delivery slip.