"You could have taken one more online personality test . . . and you didn't! And you . . . you didn't!"
Well--in case you happen to be feeling that way today, here you go: a chance to assuage the crushing moral guilt that has been haunting you.
Altruist that I am, I can take no credit for your acting on this chance to amend your life. This is the man to whom you owe that.
