Friday, April 01, 2005

In which Mrs. Meridian surveys her social engagement options for this evening

I am not making this up, by the way; I could not have invented on my own a more unusual pairing of choices.
She may choose from:
a) A discussion, led by my school's philosophy club and to which she's invited, on St. Augustine's philosophy of time in Book 11 of the Confessions;
b) A sex-toy party hosted by a friend of one of her colleagues and to which I, apparently, am not invited.
The unstated (C), of course, is the default option (for both of us) of Staying Home.

4 comments:

jennifer said...

That's hilarious. I would go for the philosophy club meeting because a sex toy party is just *so* overrated. LOL.

Maybe she could bring up St. Augustine's philosophy of time at the sex-toy party? :)

Have fun deciding that one.

Mrs. Meridian said...

I went with option C, in case anyone was curious.

fearful_syzygy said...

Sex-toy parties can be dangerous. I know a girl who went into anaphylactic shock after eating a chocolate dildo at an Ann Summers party and had to be taken to hospital in an ambulance.

Looks like option C was by far the safest, at least.

Brendon said...

Sort of disappointed in Mrs. Meridian. I was hoping for a quick stop at option B, then for the pulchritudinous vixen, a hop skip and a lube home for some serious option C with the hubby...Cheers.